Subliminal Messages in Nightclub Products Signs

Nightclub Supplies Ned was gone before Nan had more time available to speak with him. In fact, the mind control wizard was absent for nearly a week, during which, her mind often traveled to him. ‘I was wrong about the nightclub manager being the master of one night stands.’ She supposed. ‘The nightclub products salesman must be the true grand master of quick pick-ups and short flings.’

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“Hey gorgeous, what’s your sign?”

“That’s not so original.” Nan snipped as she spun around: the nightclub girl was somewhat irritable, as the number of come-ons she’d fended off had drastically increased lately. Then she was slightly puzzled when she saw the nightclub equipment salesman: he should’ve been able to come up with a better opening line.

“I was just seeking your opinion of which is the better nightclub sign.” Ned held up two advertising signs for her selection.


“I’m partial to the one for lush.” She said.

“That one is designed for women.” The nightclub products salesman grinned. “The four letter word is in a vaguely phallic shape and the soft ovals behind are designed to give the perception of depth. If your mind’s eye turns the sign perpendicular, the image’s effect is more pronounced.”

“Both men and women enjoy sex.” She noted.

“True, but this nightclub pic is geared for females because the ovals aren’t of the red or pink colors that would imply a look inwards at the female genitals. Instead it’s in green like grass and yellow as sunshine. Were a lady to look out from her opening, these are the colors of nature she’d see – and a phallus has entered into her.”

“Lushes of the having consumed too much alcohol type,” smoking hot Nan chuckled as the image had an apt message for her, “have been just slightly missing my female target quite frequently lately.”

“Have you tried my suggestion of not turning them down with a sense of finality?”

“My tips have doubled!” Nan grinned. “And with my pay raise too, I’m doing great!”

“This other nightclub liquor sign is primarily for males.” He held it up for inspection. “Especially notice the bit in the circle under where ‘Jack lives here’ is printed.”

“The letters OLD look like two eyes and a nose.” The hot nightclub girl remarked.

“As fully intended,” the nightclub products salesman pointed to the letter O below the eyes and nose, “because this is the mouth shape for oral sex and the hyphen to look as the chin, makes the subliminal message jump right off the page.”

“Drink Jack and get a BJ.” The nightclub’s serving girl said.

“Yes.” Nightclub Supplies Ned said with a smile. “Give me one of those please.”

“One what?” The sexy nightclub girl said in a slightly shocked voice. The nightclub products salesman’s request caught her mind traveling in another direction entirely.

“This poster has inspired me to order a Jack Daniels.” Nightclub Supplies Ned’s expression was of mock innocence. He knew that Smoking Hot Nan’s impression was that he had asked her to do him an oral sex favor—as he had fully intended.

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